Recently sent card archive

Shut it.

Cool it Merson.

Eat it, sucka jones

Inspiration, my fat ass.

Bibbity Bobbity Shut up.

Welcome to a new kind of pain.

If you don't let me have some control over the radio on Thursday, I'm breaking up wtih you.

Damnit, I hate when people besides me are right. Rarely happens. Slut.

Yo mama has an iPhone

You're hilarious! See? Some of these can be nice.

We're the same, except i'm not an beauty queen ;)

can you even believe how hot we are?

aaaYou're so fired

diva goddess my ASS! Ok, I guess maybe.

MONKEY, STOP THAT!

I'd like you more if you smelled better.

Dangerously close, my friend. Check yourself.

You're a bad person.

I hate you.

Feel free to send one of these.